How to make friends.
This is a simple guide on how to make friends. There is only one step which makes it even simpler.
Step 1: Introduce yourself.
To ensure that you do this properly, here is what you should say.
Tell him/her Your FULL name Your age Your birthday Your height Your weight Your school Your old school Your kindergarden Your class Your kindergarden classes Your primary school classes Your brother's name Your mother's name Your father's name Your bro's number Your mom's number Your dad's number Your number Your bro's email Your mom's email Your dad's email Your email.
If he/she ignores you, repeat yourself in Chinese. If there is still no response, repeat yourself again but this time increase your volume by about ______ times.
And this is how you make friends!