I suck, I live in a truck,
My house is in a junk yard,
I wear a blouse even though I have a male part
I drink my own blood
And I think I'm uncool
I want the crowd to boo
Everytime I rap, Because my lyrics are crap
My words are bronze, and my dog has horns

I DIDN'T MAKE THAT. Its Ryan ng's creation :_)